mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

(Source: i-viewed-it-in-black-and-white)

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(Source: drunkonstephen)

(Source: lesbooty)

ccslily:

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

their loss.

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

(Source: celestiadarknessdementiaravenway)

the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam

(Source: sokkalogical)

janedoe110194:

lorenax92:

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

100 it is!

Weeeeee James and I will make it! November 1st babies.

Look at me. Living til I’m old and scraggly.

eternallybutthurt:

Angel - Shaggy & Rayvon

You’re my angel, you’re my darling angel ~

I know y’all know dis song!!!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

finalblessing:

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

 

youjustfoundwally:

Just absolute yes to all of these.

(Source: heyy-you-beautiful)

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