i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam
Angel - Shaggy & Rayvon
You’re my angel, you’re my darling angel ~
I know y’all know dis song!!!